01 / THE PRODUCT
BUY HIGH
I am the bag holder with the manners to hold the door. No mystery, no mascot pretending to be a business.
PLEASE KEEP YOUR RECEIPT
A limited liability exit strategy
I bought the top so you could leave.
Finally, a product with an honest exit strategy.
please exit
in an orderly way
in an orderly way
BUY THE
JOKE
EXIT CLEAN
JOKE
EXIT CLEAN
The product, printed plainly
02 / THE SERVICE
PANIC FAST
You arrive late, tap buy, and I make somebody else's exit feel beautifully frictionless. Customer satisfaction is not guaranteed, but the exit is clearly marked.
NO WAITING PERIOD
03 / THE MOMENT
LEAVE LAST
Celebrity coins made everyone ask who gets left holding the bag. I raised my hand before the question was finished.
LAST ONE OUT, LIGHTS OFF
04 / THE RECEIPT
NO REFUNDS
This is a meme coin on pump.fun, not financial advice or a rescue vehicle. Buy the joke, inspect the bag, and do not blame the door.
ALL SALES FINAL
Independent exit department figures
1,284
Tops bought
97%
Wallets empty
24/7
Exit signs lit
Pump.fun thermal receipt / final notice
$EXITED IS LIVE ON PUMP.FUN
Tap buy. I am already holding the bag.
CONTRACT ADDRESS
BUY $EXITED
Drops on pump.fun at launch